What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”